The Survivor
@ZombieApocaTips 
http://twitter.com/#!/ZombieApocaTips
Bite-size tips to increase your life expectancy in the zombie apocalypse. 
  
Some of his tweets:
When picking a weapon, always remember that blunts cause fatal trauma, whereas sharps just get harmlessly 'wedged'. 
  
A composter is a sold investment, because nothing says 'weird neighbour' quite like a front garden full zombie carcases.
Tip for the day: Get some fat friends. They work very well as a Darwinian buffer
 

 
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