Would Not Eat: Grody Toe Cookies

 

The description by Brittany High says, "Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes makes cookies resembling some seriously crusty, busted up tootsies. These piggies got probleeeeems, you understand? I never even seen a toe be so nasty… I just can’t even! No word on what flavor they are, but let’s just assume they taste like a combination of disease, rotting flesh, and toe jam. Unless you’re ordering Natasha’s severed ear cookies (pictures below). Those probably taste more like disease, rotting flesh, and ear wax."

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The Scopophilia Chair Sees Everything

Found here, the description reads: "This creepy ass thing is the Scopophilia Chair by Austrilian based artist Fiona Roberts. Presumably it’s a great piece of furniture for scopophilacs, but for a ommatophobic like myself, it’s basically the worst thing ever. (Oh sorry, that was a lot of big words and I’m not actually that smart. Let me rephrase that in my usual manner of speaking: Me scared of eyes! No like chair!) But terrifying or not, the real victim here is the chair. Think of all the horrors IT’S seen… from every possible angle. *Shudder*" ~ by Jenni Chasteen