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Now Available as an Audiobook! E I E I O, a Story of Cannibalistic Horror

 

Now Available as an Audiobook!

E I E I O
Cannibalistic Horror

by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith
Word Count:  12.1K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by AJ Carter
Length: 1 hrs, 5 min
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Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on this farm he had some pigs, E I E I O
With a hack hack here, and a chop chop there,
Here a shriek, there a scream
Everywhere the blood streams...
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O

In rural Georgia in 1948, a man was lucky to get any kind of work.  Which was why Cletus Pink felt he'd been blessed when an old farmer named MacDonald offered him a job. 

But what was making the horrific sounds coming from the main house?  Worse, why was there always fresh blood oozing out from underneath the kitchen's back door?

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