It Was His Last Wish to Become a Coffee Table

It Makes a Great Coffee Table, a Conversation Piece, and It'll Remove Unwanted Guests, Too!

The one with the aquarium I think is cute and functional, but the fish vaguely remind me of piranha.  The one with the snakes...I dunno about that one.  Can't find my linkage where I originally saw it, so if you know, drop me a comment.  Thanks!