Saturday, August 1, 2009

After all these years, it still creeps me out.


I grew up in the age where tv was in black and white, and the creeeeeepiest show that I loved to watch was Serling's The Twilight Zone.

Except when that eyeball zoomed into the middle of the tv screen and open up.

Sheesh! I still avert my gaze whenever that appears!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Movie Review - THE BURROWERS

It's a monster movie.

It's a western.

It's also pretty damn good.

1879, the Badlands. After a family mysteriously disappears from their ranch located in the middle of nowhere, a small cavalry unit and a small sheriff's posse join forces to try and find out what happened. Of course, they believe that Indians are responsible, although there's absolutely no proof.

During their hunt, they come across a lone Indian, who the officers begin to torture. When the Indian fails to give them the information they seek, the posse and unit go their separate ways (since the posse wasn't too happy with the cavalry's methods.)

It isn't long when the posse finds what they think is a half-buried body. Except the young girl is alive - barely - sort of. All this time the men are being stalked by creatures who live underground, who are waiting for the right moment to add them to their larder.

No, this isn't another Tremors. This is a straight-up, gritty western with paranormal overtones. The creatures are unique, and although I read there was CGI involved, it's so subtle, it's hard to spot.

Not a ton of blood, but the creepy and ick factors are in full force. Some people may have a problem with the ending, but all horror movies can't conclude with "and they all lived happily ever after".


My recommendation? Go rent Dead Birds, which is another decent horror western in the same paranormal vein.

Have a double feature fest!

Monday, July 27, 2009

More Horror 4 Sale!




$3 each, and that includes postage (if you're in the U.S.)
For more info, including what they include, go here.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Steampunk!

Two great sites if you like this stuff as much as I do!

Alchemy Gothic


Catherinette Rings

If you're wanting examples of good steampunk movies, there's
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
and more recently,
The Mutant Chronicles.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mark Parisi - One Bloody Good Horror Cartoonist

If you haven't heard of Mark Parisi's cartoon OFF THE MARK, you have got to check him out. Especially his horror versions. Not so much bloody as bloody good!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Remakes: And Sometimes You Straddle the Fence

[REC] was filmed in Barcelona, Spain.
QUARANTINE was filmed in Los Angeles as the remake.

Both films work.

They're both bloody, horrific, and I jumped out of my skin several times during both, although I already knew what would happen in [REC] after seeing its remake last year.


Pretty strange, huh? Seeing the remake before the original.

I can understand why this remake was made. Like the Japanese horror and Korean horror movies that have become very popular, it reflects the country where it was filmed -- the location, the customs/traditions, and more importantly, the language. But some people don't like "foreign films", no matter how good they are. And they especially don't want to see a film in another language with subtitles.

Fortunately, both movies can stand on their own. The DVD of [REC] offers the movie with subtitles or with dubbed voices. I watched [REC] both ways, and the dubbing is just as good, in my honest opinion.

Which version would I suggest you get?
Both of them.
Then have a few friends over. Watch both films, and have a great time discussing the pros and cons.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Remakes: Sometimes You Lose

John Carpenter created a classic. What's more, he also started a whole new wave of horror films, the slasher.

Why mess with perfection?

Yes, the Rob Zombie version is bloodier. After three decades, the art of film making, CGI, and make up have evolutionized. It's a sharper film (no pun intended), but it's still the same film.

Okay. I just heard a huge round of "Duh!" resound around me. Yes, I know remakes are supposed to be exact copies of the original. Maybe one of these days someone will explain to me, then, why GVS's shot-for-shot remake of Psycho failed so miserably. I'm sorry, but Zombie's version didn't do anything for me, either.

I'll stick with the original, thank you, even though you can tell its age is showing.

(Note: Another remake that didn't quite live up to the original: Planet of the Apes)