Posted by u/CarbonatedMoolk:
I was scared when I saw my dad chopping wood in the backyard.
It scared me even more to see he was using the axe I killed him with.
My last girlfriend always got creeped out by the 14 'weird' dolls I kept on display.
I have a new girlfriend now, and she wants me to throw out all 15 of the 'disturbingly lifelike' dolls.
Posted by u/SkittishReflections:
My date took me on a cruise on his fancy glass-bottomed boat.
I didn't know what was scarier: The bloated hands pressed against the glass from below, or their warnings as they pointed to my date.
Posted by u/BasementDweller3000:
Reviewing the old tape of my 12th birthday party, I noticed there were things I didn’t remember...
...Like the part where everyone gazed silently into the camera, mouths agape, for two hours until the candles burned out.
Posted by u/Markojpp:
'You’ll feel it in no time,' the dealer laughed as smoke filled Tormund’s lungs.
Tormund tried tearing his lips from the car’s tailpipe, but the glue was too strong
Posted by u/felix_felicis2020:
"Jesus Christ, look at his face, that - that can't possibly be a human," my wife whispered as she stepped aside letting me peer through the peephole.
I didn't even get the chance to scream as she held my head in place while someone outside shot me through the eye with a nail gun.
Posted by u/Roborob03:
"A guy just ran up to me while screaming that somebody had locked him in a basement, blindfolded him, and starved him for days.
You should’ve seen the look of absolute horror on his face when he recognized my voice."
Posted by u/Top_wolf78:
"My sister came in my room last night and warned me not to go in the basement with my father tomorrow.
I screamed in horror, because my sister has been missing for three years now."
Posted by u/FredGruntbuggly:
"No matter which Chinese restaurant I go to, no matter which city I’m in, the fortune cookie always reads: 'Enjoy every meal as if it was your last.'
Until today, that is, when it read: 'I hope you enjoyed your meal.'"
Posted by u/Kirby_Israel:
From my window, I could see two dozen police officers, plus volunteers, combing the old forest to find the missing children.
One by one their flashlights went dark, as the children of the old oak woods found them first."
Posted by u/IknowKarazy:
"I used to hate the sound of crickets outside the lonely farmhouse.
Now every time they go silent I know that thing is passing by, and I pray for them to chirp again."
Posted by u/909087:
"I loved my job of finding missing kids.
Until I saw my baby photo..."
Posted by u/Anthonybrose:
"Leaving the dying world infested with zombies behind, I managed to teleport to a time before it all happened.
Happy to be in a zombie-free world, I felt a pang of pain in my right leg; I saw that the scratch I had gotten from a zombie was now red and infected."
Posted by u/Sin-A-Bun:
"They all ask how many kids came to my house for trick or treating...
None of them ask how many left."
Posted by u/DarthSanity:
"My grief turned to shock when I learned my recently deceased wife’s skull matched the DNA profile for a teen missing since 1987.
The rest of her bones matched to six other people on the missing persons list from that same time period."
Posted by u/ghostmadlittlemiss:
"The sound of my boyfriend’s snores have always been able to put me to sleep.
But he’s visiting family and I can still hear them."
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